DOUTOR – MINI

Look, we get it. Your precious little cub has no idea who the bearded, footballing genius Sòcrates was. I mean why would they? When Doctor Socrates was gracing the 82 and 86 World Cups, they weren’t even a feint rumour of an afterthought. But that’s not important. What is important is that your offspring get the footballing education they deserve, whilst looking ridiculously hip in the process.